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 Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!

Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna

dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda

kisha halafu akamuuliza "Samahani dada

unaitwa Google?".

Dada: "hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa

hivyo?". Jamaa: "Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta

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Nimeitoa sehemu

If…

99 is: Ninety nine,

88 is: Eighty eight,

77 is: Seventy seven,

66 is: Sixty six,

55 is: Fifty five,

44 is: Forty four,

33 is: Thirty three,

22 is: Twenty two,

Why 11 not Onety one?

Wazungu msitufanye Vilaza….!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Mungu anawaona

Nmeitoa sehem

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 Ukata wa January

UKATA WA JANUARY

Boss;- kwa nini umechelewa kazini

Juma;- kuna mtu njiani alidondosha elfu1

Boss;- ohhoh kwa hiyo ulikuwaunamsaidia kuitafuta

Juma;- hapana nilikuwa nimeikanyaga

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